I do me a little Breath of Qui Smash you to smithereens and let it be. Twilight, The Golden Tree, page 160 Bring Down the Blue Brigade "Talk about vanities, bunch of wet poop! Twilight's here to give you the scoop! You dim-witted creeps feathered blue Don't mess with me, cause I am cruel. Disgrace in word, disgrace in deed, Monster Mam is what I see!" She so ugly, that frinkin' face, she ain't nothing but a fat disgrace. Fly by night, fly by day- she ain't gonna get away. General Mam, she so dumb, she don't know which way to run. Twilight, The Burning, page 185 Monster Mam "General Mam, she don't scare me, she ain't gonna make me flee. You got splat for brains, Your gizzards are lame And now you’re going to play my game!" You’re cowards, and I’ll slice you up, Then feed you to the wolves for sup. Now hustle on, you stink butt birds, Hustle on and hear my words. Twilight, The Burning, page 101 Vulture Culture "I’ve had enough of your vulture culture. Now you goin' to hear my thunder Next you goin' to start to wonder He's here He's there He's everywhere This big bad owl He don't scare." Make you howl For your momma and pop Chase you around Till you drop. Twilight, The Shattering, page 149 Big Bad Owl "Gimme four, gimme five I'll take you live. And now you think you ain't so dumb? Well, just let me tell you this- You dumb as a fish, Dumb as a snail, Dumb as a rock, And I shall prevail!" You gonna skitter Back to where you from. These Flames "You smokin' now, You moonfaced owl. Nine-ten-eleven-twelve, Oh, great Glaux, you sure do smell! A special place for egg suckers like you, Yeah-you’ll make a tasty stew!" Five-six-seven-eight, You’re about to meet your fate. One-two-three-four, I got something else in store. Twilight, The Rescue, page 184 Auntie This and Auntie That "Oh, Auntie this and Auntie that, You ain’t nothing but a white-feathered rat. You're no better than gull splat, and even though you fly, you're lower than a rat." You're stuck up as can be and your gizzards can't handle milkberry tea. Well, you stink to high heaven, and you ain't so bright. You call yourself pure, the best owls in sight. I can count forever and a day, and maybe you better start to pray. Six seven eight nine ten, you're as stupid as a big ole hen. One two three four five, you're gonna wonder if you're alive. Twilight, The Rescue, page 182 "We got the fire, we got the punch, we're gonna make you yarp your lunch. I'll clack my beak till you see three! Your gizzard's soft as a worm I'm going to make you squirm, squirm squirm." Twilight, The Journey, page 215 You Call Yourself Pure "You think those metal claws scare me. I’ll pop a spiral With a twist, Do a three-sixty And scatter mist-" Aggie’s scamps Ain’t got nothin to show this champ. Twilight, The Journey, pages 46-47 Twilight's Rescue Song "Hush little owl, You’re with Twi. With feathers so sublime, An owl for now- An owl for then- An owl for all of time." Twilight, The Capture, page 209 Oh, Twilight! "Oh, wings of silver spread on high, Fierce eyes of golden light, Across the clouds of purple hue In sheer majestic flight- Oh, Twilight! Oh, Twilight, most beautiful of owls, Who sculpts the air Beyond compare. Nine-ten-eleven-twelve, I'm gonna send you straight to hell." Five-six-seven-eight, You ain't better than fish bait. One-two-three-four, You're goin' down, won't ask for more. You call yourself a bird? You call yourself an owl? You ain't no decent kind of fowl! They call you Jatt? They call you Jutt? I'm gonna toss you in a rut! Then I'm gonna punch you in the gut! Then you're gonna wind up on your butt! Think you're all gizzard! I seen better lizards. Twilight, The Capture, page 166 Rat-Faced Birds "You ugly rat-faced birds. Twilight's Songs and Battle-Taunts Ain't No Equal "Flutter like a hummingbird, Dive like an eagle, Ain't no bird that's my equal." 2.2 Evensong (Night is Done/Glaux is Nigh, Next Verse).2.1 Evensong (Night is Done/Glaux is Nigh).1.14 Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole.
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